Wednesday 31 December 2014

'Bye to daily topical 'toons



Today's cartoon (apologies for the parody of Warner Bros. famous 'farewell' scene) marks the end of a 4 year odyssey which began as a combined blog-illo challenge and health crutch and morphed into an almost all-consuming enjoyment.

Having proved all the early misgivings incorrect... I now have to declare 'mission complete' and resume something like a normal aged existence. Removing the self-imposed imperative of daily performance will enable me to catch-up on many of the other mundane 'life' tasks which have somewhat languished since 01/01/2011.

Cartooning will remain my first choice leisure activity and this blog will still be as entertaining as I can manage. I hope I can feed it with more diverse cartoon-related original work and info (including topical stuff) as often as I can muster the effort... Just not every day just for the sake of continuity.

BTW, I haven't tried to count the number of cartoons produced during the 4 years. Let's just settle on a figure substantially more than 1500 and wallow briefly in the unexpected glow of dis-belief that I started it in the first place.

!! YAWN!!

PS... Happy New-Year to all who read this.

Tuesday 30 December 2014

As 2014 sinks below the horizon...



... this will be the last 'daily' topical cartoon I will be posting for the foreseeable future. I am lifting the self-imposed imperative of 'a cartoon a day keeps the doctor away' which I imposed from 01/02/2011... in the first place as simply a response to a challenge to see how long I could sustain a daily submission of a new cartoon to amuse a large group of over-50s on-line readers. I warmed to the idea mainly because it represented a discipline which might help me emerge from a period of depression which had settled on me after suffering a debilitating illness during  2010. Both premises combined to satisfy the needs of viewers and me.

Tomorrow will mark the completion of 4 years of uninterrupted posting of at least one 'toon a day of a topical nature... despite minor in-dispositions, computer and/or power failures, at least two hospitalizations for removal of skin cancers and the closure of the original host site during 2013 which necessitated me starting my own blog-site in order to continue the 'streak'. I'm chuffed to know that I was able to maintain the output for so long... not the expected result 4 years ago!

The reason I'm abandoning the 'challenge' is to permit me time to attend to other 'life matters' which have often been ignored temporarily in my manic desire to avoid breaking the cartoon continuity. It doesn't mean I'm abandoning cartooning altogether. That would be stupidly non-productive. All I'm removing is the 'imperative' to perform. I shall continue to operate the blog-site with regular... but hopefully more varied and interesting cartoon material.  

Monday 29 December 2014

Cable TV PM?



An opinion piece in today's OZ Guardian line-up holds that Tony Abbott has become  a 'Foxtel' prime minister in the same way George W. Bush was nick-named the Network President... a reference to his governing only for his supporters (mainly the 'big' end of town) and those who voted for him.

In his first post-poll speech, Abbott honored the traditional 'weasel' phrase "I will govern for all Australians... not just my party's supporters" as uttered by all of his predecessors as far back as Hawke in my distinct memory. Like much else emanating from the mouths of politicians... not necessarily a 'Core' undertaking.

In my purview, the first 18 months of Abbott's administration hasn't brought forward any legislative proposals which have met with the mass approval of any Australian constituent groups which one might characterize as 'centrist' or  'opposition-leaning' demographics to my knowledge! So, who or what were they intended to benefit?

One suspects 'subscribers' only?

Sunday 28 December 2014

signs of the times



This is the result of wandering ruminations following a short burst of energy wholly spent on clearing
weeds and surface bush grass from a back yard in quite intense sunlight. Which is 'polite' for 'buggered' because it was too bloody hot for manual labour!

Saturday 27 December 2014

Friday 26 December 2014

Swaggy Bill



Interesting opinion piece by Jason Wilson in today's Guardian on-line highlighting the stupidity of clinging to imported European myths like Santa Claus... especially with all of their retained trappings
like seasonal backgrounds intact. The fat old bloke's visit to the antipodes remains in the unquestioning minds of children firmly anchored on December 25. when depiction of his costume and spectral vehicle surrounded by ice and snow hardly equates with the season south of the equator? Similar confusion attends the traditional fare served at Christmas celebrations... roasted meats and heavily cooked sweet courses hardly compatible with potentially +/-  40C ambient temperatures.

The author examines the role these and other similar anomalies play in reinforcing the feeling that we are 'aliens' in terra australis desperately clinging to the phantoms of a lost past(?) to assuage our feelings of being out of place?

I ask myself... if the above theory is sound, why not replace some of the old world phantoms with figures or habits which have been generated locally after the first migration? Since Santa is already an overlay on a solemn religious festival (which is probably a discomfort to many of its solemn adherents?), why not create a home-grown benevolent replacement similarly equipped to maintain the delights of innocent children in much the same way as Mr. 'Claus'? Perhaps the OZ version could be moved to either xmas eve or Boxing day? Wont worry the 'littlies'... they'll believe anything!

Thursday 25 December 2014

Road trauma



To all seasonal revellers. Enjoy yourselves... but, if you've travelled by car. bike or any other wheeled form of transport to share your joy... be extra careful out there. Even people using 'shank's pony'... don't play russian roulette with the traffic!

Remember, Road Trauma loves a holiday... people's holidays that is. IT NEVER TAKES A HOLIDAY ITSELF!

Wednesday 24 December 2014

Koala GOING...going...



Today's national news once again warns caring Australians that Koalas, one of our most enduring fauna icons, are in dire jeopardy of becoming extinct in the wild during our lifetime due to continuing destruction of their essential forest habitat.

WAKE UP OZ!

Tuesday 23 December 2014

S.O.S.*



* In this case Save our Seats! Apologies to the viewer... and any other 'toonies who 'clicked' on this theme the moment Mr. Rabbit announced his re-shuffling of front bench seats in an effort to 're-set' the ship of state for the journey in 2015.

The Titanic disaster  analogy was just too hard to ignore!

Monday 22 December 2014

Tried and proven methodology?



Social welfare recipients will look forward to the new year with normal faith and hope no matter what existing trials and tribulations may be for each. Only now... they have been re-shuffled to include 'be alert and very alarmed!'

Monsters are on the loose!

Sunday 21 December 2014

Hippo beach.



The open range zoo at Werribee (west of Melbourne) has announced it is opening a 'beach' built around water in the Hippopotamus enclosure, giving spectators an unobstructed view of the pudgy animals frolicking (or, simply sun-baking ) on their brand-new lido?

Great day...



... because of the lift I got from attending the annual ACA 'wind-up BBQ , once again at Jim Bridges' hacienda (also home of the OZ cartoon museum). Beautiful day for burning steak etc, and consuming the great heaps of beaut biteables on the smorgasbord. Ample beverages also on hand. My highlights were meeting 'old hands' like George Haddon, Peter Foster, Al Rose, John Spooner, Rolf Heimann, Paul Harvey, Ian McCall et. alia (not the least of which was JB himself) who I've greatly missed since being unable to make it to regular bi-monthly meetings. All in great shape, I'm very happy to report.

Lots of pic taking sessions so, something should turn-up on the ACA and/ or social media sites plus Inkspot in due course.

And, the down-side...? Got home after the long drive (I was family designated driver for the return trip) at +/- 5pm feeling extremely tired. Meant to post a caricature of Jim Bridges (probably circa 2002/3? My signature is the only clue.). I have no idea what brought about the quick B&W sketch way back then... but, again happy to report THE CARTOON MAN hasn't changed in visage or his passion for cartoons/cartooning during the interim. In any event. I spent the evening dozing... and it was too late to post a re-digitized version by the time I remembered the  omission.

So. here it is a day late as first cab off the ramp this Sunday.

Friday 19 December 2014

Good year 2?




The prime minister has reaffirmed his belief that it had been “a year of achievement for our country”

Thursday 18 December 2014

Gun laws



In supporting his dramatic tightening of  'access to firearms' legislation following the Port Arthur shootings (perpetrated by yet another complete 'wacko')... John Howard omitted any reference to the strong element of  political opportunism which drove his actions at that time.

If he was so passionate about gun control legislation, why had he not initiated any such move before the Tasmanian tragedy?

He accepted the kudos of a public still reeling from the shock of that atrocious event... yet deprived only law-abiding citizens who were a soft and vulnerable target. Why nothing at all aimed at preventing  gangsters and other criminal elements from arming themselves to the teeth with even military strength armaments? They still appear to have no difficulty whatsoever in gaining access to the weaponry they deem necessary to support their nefarious activities... and probably run a prosperous business in on-selling so-called banned weapons to any member of the public with an imagined need for such equipment and deep enough pockets to pay for the service.

If I was Mr. Howard, I'd shut up about my supposed past political acumen, lest someone starts to ponder whether perhaps past political 'grand-standing' combined with failure to close obvious loop-holes, possibly facilitated many of the gun-related homicides which have occurred since 'Port Arthur'?  

Wednesday 17 December 2014

Death-wish terror




Like most Australians, I was appalled by the atrocity perpetrated by an apparently lone deranged  gunman in Sydney's CBD within the last 48 hours. Naturally, my sympathies are with the families of the two innocent victims whose lives were lost as a result of the offender's criminal assault on them and other hostages. This atrocious incident will no doubt be long remembered... perhaps along with even worse events like Port Arthur in Tasmania and Hoddle Street in Melbourne during the latter half of the last century... because of the dramatic 'wall to wall' coverage by various media elements whilst it was actually taking place.

That's O.K. Premeditated terror attacks need to remembered if only to prompt continuous security up-dates aimed at limiting the opportunities for similar mayhem in future.

Meanwhile, there seem to be no nation-wide plans to effectively combat 'terror' attacks on our arterial and freeway road systems by maniacs who allow themselves to drive motor vehicles when either paralytically drunk on alcohol... or worse, completely off the planet on drugs like ICE. The frequency with which the media report incidents of innocent deaths caused by such criminal action would seem to indicate that a substantial proportion of statistical 'road deaths' (almost 2000 nation-wide in 2013) would be attributable to 'driving under the influence' crimes(?) Whatever, one would assume such road fatalities would certainly heavily out-number deaths connected to political or religious fundamentalist criminal attacks.

Perhaps 'terror on the roads' demands equal attention? 

Tuesday 16 December 2014

Hibernation over?



It's a rude awakening when suddenly everything 'bears' down on top of 'old Smokey'?

Monday 15 December 2014

Extinct instinct?

Sadly, Sea Turtles are way up there on the list of creatures which could become extinct before the end of this century if homo sapiens do not cease turning the oceans into a vast bloody acid bath!

Sunday 14 December 2014

Fishy tales?



Everything that comes out of Canbra is a touch on the fishy side. At the moment though, we are being subject to a spate of piscatorial-oriented stories (eg. the siamese fighting fish analogy a day or so ago) Now, we have an announcement of massive job losses being planned by the slippery government finance school as a result of their 'brilliant' idea to cull 176 government welfare agencies to help re-float their 'titanic' budget which has virtually sunk with very few survivors.

One thing is fairly evident. If this kind of short-sighted nonsense continues thru' 2015... the next election will emulate shooting fish in a barrel insofar as this hapless government mob are concerned!

BTW... how much would be saved if there were a cull of 176 federal politicians and/or their much vaunted 'advisors'?

Friday 12 December 2014

Bouncers?



See below. Very tired, but doing my best to maintain the 'cartoon a day keeps the black dog at bay' wellness theory alive.

I think they should ban intimidatory 'bouncers' from the game of cricket altogether!

Old Egg gag.



Today I'm going to be pre-occupied with household chores in general and run-up to xmas necessities in particular. So, in case I don't have time to produce the usual original daily offering... I've been prompted by a combination of yesterday's main news story exposing the CIA's journey into the darkness of barbarism and Lindsay Foyles' facebook post about his fondness for egg jokes. Strange bed-fellows.., but I too 'like' the ability of eggs to generate cartoon humour. I'm also fond of Penguins as a source of  cartoon ideas. This one is drawn from the astounding fact that males of the species stand for excessively long periods of time on blizzard-swept antarctic plains hatching eggs whilst female partners are off frolicking in the sea and gorging vast amounts of fish food.

Thus, as a possible 'filler' for the reader's daily entertainment fix... here's an egg-yolk...err, joke first published on April 12th., 2011 in a fore-runner of this blog. It was originally generated in a vector formatted 8 x 8 cms. so, simple to enlarge to 20 x 20 cms without loss of sharpness for its second outing here.

Thursday 11 December 2014

Torture!



Practically every facet of human life is touched by a never ending grapple with the right or wrong equation. Whilst demarcation between these polar opposites can sometimes be obscure, it is never satisfactory to proceed with something you know to be patently wrong just because substantial rafts of other human society find it advantageous to deliberately 'cross the line'.

IMO such is the case with practicing torture on presumed enemies for any reason. Emulating the barbaric habits of aggressive  opponents not only destroys our own moral fabric ... it also largely annuls our reason(s) for making war on them in the first place! Although previously strongly suspicious  about U.S. CIA tactics in the so-called 'war against terror', I am appalled to hear and read that U,S. officialdom has now formally admitted that systemic methods of torture HAVE been employed in places of 'suspect' detention like 'Gitmo'.

Sadly, it would now be 'hollow' in the extreme for any Australian to criticize our american 'friends' for their admitted transgressions of international law... since our own incumbent government's use of concentration camps to detain non-criminal asylum seekers is well down the same track the americans have allowed their 'security operatives' to travel. In so doing, their erstwhile reputation of being the 'good guy' in foreign affairs is in complete 'tatters'...and unlikely to be easily redeemable in the short term ahead at least.  

Wednesday 10 December 2014

Green surge?



Subject to a re-count, it seems the Greens have reached a new high-tide mark in bowling over the sitting Liberal member for the Victorian seat of Prahran (Clem Newton-Brown) in the recent state election.

Since action on Climate Change is probably salient among Green party policies in both state and federal political arenas... perhaps it's time Mr. Rabbit took a seriously long hard look at his and the Liberal party's attitude to the world-wide problem?

If only in the interests of his and the party's continued eminence in Australian political administration!

Tuesday 9 December 2014

Qantas diversions?



Shock Horror! Three flights involved in unplanned diversions in one day! The underlying inference in such media reports is that perhaps the passengers involved have been inconvenienced simply because of some systemic laxity in the airlines' maintenance standards. Hogwash!

These machines are comprised of thousands of electronic and mechanical parts which can, by their very nature, malfunction due to any number of various causes from changeable weather conditions to normal vibration via faulty manufacture or natural useful lifespan. Ever had a brand new household utensil or light globe 'fail' shortly after initial installation? Annoying... but, not life threatening in the overwhelming majority of cases. Well. the same can happen in a complex system like a modern airliner, except that the potential for minor failures is a thousand-fold greater than your household equipment. Yet, airliners have extraordinary built-in provision for redundancy of system components not typical of your average house. Despite that fact, safety conscious airlines routinely divert to the nearest landing place in the face of really minor component failures, because 'taking a punt' on any component failure not being the signal of a possibly worse malfunction is not an option. Being safe rather than 'sure' IS the only option!

And, thank your stars that is SO!

Monday 8 December 2014

Santa-safe?



Well... why not destroy the whole fun, fear and/or fantasy of father christmas for children once and for all, you single-minded correctness nazis?

You know you'd like to...


Sunday 7 December 2014

Polie R & R?



Sooo... everyone intimately connected with (or affected by) the current Oz political malaise, may now take a well-earned rest and recreation break in whatever exotic locale they wish.

Well,.. perhaps not everyone?

Saturday 6 December 2014

Chicken wings?



Thank goodness the politicians have given us a spell from their almost non-stop Vaudeville show.

Time for some thought on future directions... punctuated by froth and bubble like this?

Friday 5 December 2014

Reboot? Reset? REALLY?!



Hey Tone... how about you drop the impact sloganeering words and make a positive impact on the nation by actually doing something RIGHT the first time?!

Thursday 4 December 2014

Bronny's bucket



Blimey! If the standard of comedy scripts coming out of Canbra doesn't start to deteriorate soon... there'll be no more crawl space for satirizing of Pollie antics by the cartooning fraternity.

Seriously!

Tuesday 2 December 2014

Porkies...



The Capital Circus MC finally (haltingly) admits pre-election promises were lies... no matter how sugar-coated they are now being re-packaged for public consumption. He deserves a 'Peppa spray' eh?!

Ah well... anyone really surprised? That's what we've been fed for years by politicians of every stripe! What's left but to laugh at our own stupidity for repeatedly sucking up the BS at every election! Ha, ha.

Speaking of laughs. The Capital circus' current comedy bill is in its last week before the Xmas break. Three sessions daily... heaps of laughs ... don't miss the antics of freaks, trained animals, clowns and buffoons in the BIG SHOW tent! See your taxes at work!

Roll up...roll up!

Monday 1 December 2014