Saturday 7 June 2014

The 'complete' take-away?



Mid-week, a bloke walked into a Melbourne inner suburban Fish 'n' Chip shop to order some chips. While waiting, he asked if he could use the toilet and was directed to one on the property. He then entered the unlocked rear door of an office behind the shop to start searching for valuables he might 'lift'. Lighting on an unlocked safe, he was able to pocket 'a large amount' of cash before boldly returning to the shop to take delivery of his freshly fried chips. He then coolly strolled out of the establishment just like any other normal satisfied customer.

Police have access to some pretty clear CCTV film footage of the heist... so I figure the miscreant may not be at large much longer than it takes to wipe the grin and chip-fat off his face. Nonetheless...  the  episode attaches a whole new meaning to the humble term Take-away?

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